by Joel G. Robertson
So, here’s the deal. Once in awhile an idea comes around that’s so profound, so earth-rattlingly sublime, that it transcends mankind’s deepest understanding of God, nature, and the cosmos…
Yeah, well, if you come across an idea like that, let me know.
In the meantime, I’m starting a new segment here at Forgotten Flix. It’s called “Caption This”. The idea (which comes courtesy of The Forgotten Flix Podcast co-host and site contributor, Jason) is simple:
1. I present you with an image from a classic (and sometimes not-so-classic) movie and
2. You give the picture a caption. Anything you want. The funnier the better.
Just leave your caption(s) in the comments section. No limit. No rules.
Just. Be. Creative.
Oh, and have fun too!
Here’s an image with tons of potential. It’s from the classic 1986 zombie/alien/brain-busting slugs/axe murderer horror flick Night of the Creeps!
“Hmm, maybe I should have put the marshmallow on a stick, instead of holding it in my hand whilst roasting it”
Like doesn’t that totally like hurt your hand, like for sure?
or
See what this stuff is doing to your hair?
or
This works much better than that bronzer for giving you a nice golden tan.
(Fun idea. Look forward to reading these in the future!)
The propane just ran out on the grill…how else do you expect me to finish cooking your mother’s steak?
“Yup, this definitely wasn’t tested for consumer safety.”
“You see ma’am? Flame Out gets that pesky grape juice stain out of your carpet in 3 seconds flat. And NO rinsing.”
“It’s the latest, most advanced technological development in lice treatment today. Here, let’s try it on little Timmy’s head here, and I defy you to find a single louse or slimy little egg on his head afterwards or the product is yours: FREE!”
“Now after 5 minutes being blow torched, well bring your carpet back to looking brand new with “New Carpet” right here on our program. “
“You *are* the God of hair care”