by Dave Umbricht

Two weeks until tourney time – and right now Mags appears to be the frontrunner.  Why?  because she has been the only one brave enought to enter this death match.  Will you let her take the prize without any competition?  Are you afraid that she may use the stars of Love Actually in a way that no human could ever conceive possible?

Email me at dave@forgottenflix.com to enter now.

But before we get there, let’s play a game.  In honor of all of your hard training, take us from Mr. Miyagi to whatever they named Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid remake.  Pat Morita to Jackie Chan.

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Dave Umbricht loves his family, movies and the NBA (in that order). His unexplainable, genetic attraction to movies flourished in the early ’80s thanks to Siskel and Ebert. It’s also believed Dave was the only 8-year-old to know of My Dinner with Andre, even though he didn’t see it until he was 28. In the ’90s he wrote three awful screenplays, including next summer’s Cowboys and Aliens (or at least a script with the same title). He still can’t dunk a basketball.

Check out his blog here.

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